Showing posts with label poetic morsels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetic morsels. Show all posts

2/11/12

Happy Peculiar Valentine's Day/Anti-Valentine's Day from Thirteen Myna Birds!

A new update is now ready for you to lick up, with offerings by Lauren Eggert-Crowe, Ken Poyner, Valerie Loveland, Joseph Goosey, & John Grey.


"We had been thinking the exhibit was about love, but…on the black curtain, words ripple…nerves branch like lightning… inflating the tulle… ghosts of rain… a snowflake of consummate & varied value… my ear against the mottled blue…flames leaping from his eyes"


http://13myna.blogspot.com/


1/8/09

HORRIFIC CONFECTION IN PRINT







Horrific Confection is Juliet Cook's first full-length poetry collection, 66 pages of hideously delicious ooze.


This collection was published by BlazeVOX as a FREE e-book and you can still visit the BlazeVOX website to read and/or download this book for absolutely free. Scroll down to earlier entry for the link, as well as more information about the book.


Now for the paper and print and book as artifact fetishists amongst us, who like to hold and caress and turn pages as they read, a VERY SMALL print run of Horrific Confection is available. The author would even be delighted to sign your copy, if you ask nicely.

It is sleek, it is shiny, it has a darkly delectable cover designed by artist Christen Baer and the innards are awfully succulent.


Peruse and/or acquire it here:















12/15/08

Season's Greetings from Blood Pudding Press

Welcome to a summation of some recent poetry news from Blood Pudding Press editor Juliet Cook and a reiteration of Blood Pudding Press's latest Calls for Submission, all wrapped up neatly in one entry much like a holiday present.

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Firstly, please indulge me as I toot my own misshapen horn to make mention of a few other fabulous indie presses, which have recently published a few of my books.

My print chapbook, ‘Gingerbread Girl’ was recently published by Trainwreck Press out of Canada, available for acquisition here:

http://www.ditchpoetry.com/trainwreckpress.htm

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My e-chapbook, ‘Projectile Vomit’ was recently published by Scantily Clad Press, available for your free reading pleasure or displeasure here:

http://scantilycladpress.blogspot.com/

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My very first full-length poetry collection, ‘Horrific Confection’ was recently published as a BlazeVOX ebook (with darkly delectable cover art by Christen Baer), FREE to read and download, here:

http://www.blazevox.org/ebk-jCook%20REAL.pdf

A small print run of ‘Horrific Confection’ will soon be creeping onto the scene for those who prefer to physically caress their horrific confections, at which point I will be offering special signed copies of these hideously delicious volumes in the Blood Pudding Press etsy shop.

For now, please feel free to find out more about the book on the ‘Horrific Confection’ tab of my NEW! website— http://www.julietcook.weebly.com/ –where you can peer into some salacious details of what the book is about, partake of a review, and view an obscenely yummy flyer for the book designed by Kristinopolis Mayhem.

The new website is also your new best source for other Juliet Cook poetry news AND Blood Pudding Press news.

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Blood Pudding Press is currently enjoying the privilege of being a part of the dusie kollektiv 3.

The dusie kollektiv is a wonderful annual small press poetry chapbook swap. In this its third incarnation, each participant received the opportunity to design and publish a chapbook by another participant AND to have one of her chapbooks designed and published by another participant, in a glorious collaborative mélange.

As part of this project, Blood Pudding Press published ‘Humoresque’ by E. Tracy Grinnell, which has now been distributed to all the kollektiv members. A few extra copies are available for sale in the Blood Pudding Press etsy shop.

Also as part of this project, my chapbook, ‘MONDO CRAMPO’ is coming soon, published by Dana Teen Lomax’s small press, so do keep an eye out or a gaping maw open, if so inclined.

‘Humoresque’, ‘MONDO CRAMPO’, and lots of other past and future yummy small press publications are available for perusal and acquisition in the Blood Pudding Press etsy shop at http://www.bloodpuddingpress.etsy.com/. They make lovely little holiday gifts for the poet or literary lover in your life and exceptional special treats for you. Amongst these luscious hand-designed, ribbon-bound offerings are [GROWLING SOFTLY] and ECTOPLASMIC NECROPOLIS, the two multi-writer projects that some of you helped make happen with your oozilcious contributions.

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Speaking of your contributions, Blood Pudding Press is NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS and would be highly delighted to consider your best and most provocative poetic material.

I am now reading submissions for the next multi-writer project, to be published in March 2009.

I am also hostessing Blood Pudding Press’s first-ever poetry chapbook contest, seeking to publish one winning chapbook in Spring 2009 and another winning chapbook in Summer 2009.

Please review the guidelines and if they are up your alley, please feel free to send your wares for one or both projects. I will post both sets of guidelines at the end of this message for easy reference.

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Here’s hoping your holiday season is off to a scrumptious start and your beverage of choice is spiked.

Cheers, Juliet Cook, editor, Blood Pudding Press


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Guidelines for multi-writer project:

Blood Pudding Press is accepting submissions for its next multi-writer project, in the vein of [GROWLING SOFTLY] and ECTOPLASMIC NECROPOLIS.

This new project will differ in that instead of accepting 1-2 poems by approximately 30 different writers, I hope to accept 2-3 poems by approximately 15 different writers, so selection will be a bit pickier and some high quality work will have to be rejected. To increase your likelihood of acceptance, please carefully read and follow these guidelines. If you fail to meet these guidelines, I may delete your submission.

-Submit between November 25 and January 25, 2008

-Send me 5-7 pieces either copied in the body of an email or as one Word Attachment. Also send a brief bio and your contact data. A cover letter is not necessary, but a small hello of sorts would be appreciated, perhaps including a little note about why you would like to be published by Blood Pudding Press. Email your submission to JulietX@Bust.com with the word ‘submission’ and your name in the subject line.

-Simultaneous submissions are fine & dandy, but please plan on informing me promptly if any of the pieces under my consideration are accepted for publication by another source. I do not want pieces that have been previously published by other print or online literary magazines, but pieces that have been posted on personal blogs are okay.

-Ideally, contributors will have read one or more of Blood Pudding Press’s offerings (available via http://www.bloodpuddingpress.etsy.com/) to get a feel for the aesthetic we favor. We like things that ooze like the creamy innards of questionable dessert products. We like pulsating leeches. We like facial piercings. We like visible nipples. We like discolored flesh. We like sharp things, shiny things, furry things, fun things, dangerous things, and unapologetic things. We even like unapologetic shame, fear, pain. We like it tough, but we also like it vulnerable. We like railroad track debris and purring pussies. We like it messy, but that doesn’t mean uncooked. It should be well-baked, smart, maybe even strangely oblique. We like it sexy and we like it queasy and maybe even both at once. We like it girlie and we like it womanly and we also like it queer. If this description doesn’t make a lick of sense to you, then maybe Blood Pudding Press would not be the best fit for your material. We like icing bags, scars, sea creatures, love, lust, longing, burlesque, grotesque, and flirty. We might change this description later. We’re fickle that way.

-By pieces we mean poems, dreams, diary entries, short reviews from the small press literary scene, flash fiction (no long fiction, please), hybrids, collaborations, or sordid surprises.

The title of the new multi-writer project will be announced soon. Publication is projected for March 2008. Each accepted contributor will receive a complimentary copy.

Feel free to shower me with questions, comments, and peculiar propositions, but who knows what I might fling in your direction in return. I’m fickle that way.

Thank you.

Juliet Cook, editor, Blood Pudding Press


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Guidelines for chapbook contest:

Blood Pudding Press is now accepting submissions for its first poetry chapbook contest!

Chapbooks manuscript submissions will be accepted from December 8, 2008-February 28 2009.

Two winning chapbooks will be chosen—one to be published in Spring 2009 (April or May) and one to be published in Summer 2009 (June or July). Three semi-finalists and the two winners will be announced in March. Each winner will receive fifteen free copies of their chapbook, which will be a ribbon-bound, delectably designed affair.

See the Blood Pudding Press online shop at http://www.bloodpuddingpress.etsy.com/ and/or the Blood Pudding Press blog at http://www.bloodyooze.blogspot.com/ for a better idea of the press’s sensibilities and design standards.

There is a $5.00 fee per manuscript for entering this contest; these entry fees will be used to purchase supplies for publishing the winning chapbooks. This fee is payable to the editor’s Paypal account at JulietX@Bust.com. (You may either use Paypal’s Send Payment feature to send payment to that email address—or use the Donation button near the bottom right hand side of the page at http://www.bloodyooze.blogspot.com/ –or if you would like to make alternative payment arrangements, you may contact me.)

I would like to consider collections of 10-20 poems. Some of the poems may be previously published, but the collection as a whole should not have been published before. Send your collection of poems to JulietX@Bust.com along with title, acknowledgments, a brief bio, and your contact data. Simultaneous submissions are fine, but if your manuscript is accepted elsewhere, please let me know right away.

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Blood Pudding Press is also in the midst of accepting poetry submissions for our next multi-writer project, to be published in March. These submissions will be accepted through January 25th. There is no fee for submitting individual poems; only the chapbook contest has an entry fee.

If you wish to submit to both projects at the same time, please feel free—just follow both sets of guidelines and attach two separate documents with your submission—your chapbook manuscript AND your 5-7 pieces to be considered for the next multi-writer project. Visit http://www.bloodyooze.blogspot.com/ to view the guidelines for the multi-writer project and please feel free to let me know if you have questions about either set of guidelines.

Juliet Cook, editor, Blood Pudding Press


9/3/08

my misshapen gingerbread baby

ONLY ONE COPY LEFT IN MY ETSY SHOP!

My first awfully yummy poetry chapbook published by another press (rather than self-published through Blood Pudding Press) is now available in my etsy shop--www.BloodPuddingPress.etsy.com--I am offering a very limited number of signed copies for only $5 each!

‘Gingerbread Girl' was recently published by Trainwreck Press out of Canada and is also available for sale via the Trainwreck Press shop (see url below). Please do feel free to purchase from either shop, perhaps whichever would result in swifter and more inexpensive shipping for you.

The cover features the image of a delightful painting by one of my favorite artists, Kendra Binney, a fine mistress of disturbingly cute misfit-esque artworks. This particular painting is called 'Pink Bird' and one of the poems in this collection is named after the painting and inspired by Binney's art.

I am also pleased with the content of the chapbook, which deals with my warped perspective on edibility, consumption, cautionary tales, uneasy lessons, girlhood baggage, misfit-ism, anger, horror, dessert products, and more.

If you prefer your gingerbread girls misshapen and strangely inedible, please feel free to nibble your way to the oddball innards inside Juliet Cook’s ‘Gingerbread Girl' !

http://www.bloodpuddingpress.etsy.com/

or

http://www.ditchpoetry.com/trainwreckpress.htm

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A blurb from John Goodman, editor of Trainwreck Press:

'Sharp insight into a woman torn between self-direction and socially determined images of the feminine with language that is by turns sugary sweet and challengingly jarring.

An engaging addition to any poetry shelf.'

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'An at-times monstrously delightful, skittering little collection of mellifluous soundbites and narrative flashes. Manages to do a fine job of making all the sugar and spice of which little girls are made into arsenic-laced almond cookies and many-tentacled creeping things. The proliferation of metaphors linking the seemingly innocent and delectable to the insidious and threatening are a testament to Juliet's virtuosity, but like any sickeningly sweet confection, are best consumed in small and measured bites. This is a chapbook to give time, not devour in a single voracious sitting. You may wish to cleanse your palate with a little mouthwash afterwards so as to avoid the rapid onset of aching teeth.'

John Moore Williams, poet

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'After reading Gingerbread Girl I thought about red velvet cake as crimson lipped and bloody yum. Images of lemon cake batter moving like mucous. A glob sliding down my throat while I soiled heart-patterned panties. Who would have ever known poison of a mind tasted sweet as Mother baked and hissed with them knivey licks? Only, Juliet Cook. '

Ginnetta Correli, writer

12/1/07

BETTER THAN BOURBON BALLS!

[GROWLING SOFTLY] and all kinds of other poetry goodness mentioned on the DIY Poetry site today! Stock up on poetic morsels for holiday gifts!

http://diypublishing.blogspot.com/

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Also, check out this delicious (and flattering!) new blurb about [GROWLING SOFTLY] from poet Rachel Lisi. Oooh la la!

'It has been such an honor to be a part of this beautiful, tantalizing project. Two of my favorite poems have been included in this sinfully glazed anthology which tickles me to no end. This gorgeous, hand-crafted edition has been created with the magic and sensual touch of Ms. Juliet Lexica. My poetry is nestled in among some of the finest and most delectable poets I have come across. It is true poetic ambrosia.

Trust me when I say if you like to devour dark sweets of the mind and heart (and nibble on areas that lie just below), you will LOVE this anthology. OR if you know someone who is into the same kind of carnal confection, this makes a superb stocking stuffer. And no two are the same. They are as unique as you are. '

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Or how about this little pretty from Ryan Smith.

'The sweetest, most lovely parcel I have received this year! Where did you get the ribbon! I am super impressed with this chapbook, and the TLC given to my parcel. Super bargain for lovingly prepared chapbook. Blood Pudding Press is top! '